








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 500 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5645 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3879 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4945 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3934 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,334,954 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1497 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gecko | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | Joueur 1 | 60% | 88 |
| #3 | DaMoClèS | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | Vìnz | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Zani | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Le J. | 48% | 107 |
| #9 | Tirf-S | 47% | 77 |
| #10 | Lt armEL | 45% | 62 |
| #11 | TheAldorayne | 44% | 79 |
| #12 | LaGrosseMIte | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaGrosseMIte | 11 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | Le J. | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Lt armEL | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Joueur 1 | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | gecko | 7 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le J. | 365 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Joueur 1 | 358 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Wolf | 210 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Tirf-S | 176 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | gecko | 160 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joueur 1 | +3.28 | 90 | 79 |
| #2 | gecko | +2.16 | 80 | 74 |
| #3 | Le J. | +0.66 | 71 | 74 |
| #4 | Lumenex | +0.33 | 54 | 66 |
| #5 | Lt armEL | +0.00 | 61 | 64 |





