








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 400 matches | ||
| Wingman | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 132 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4057 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4957 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4717 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5226 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,295,479 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zani | 55% | 318 |
| #2 | Exylus | 52% | 82 |
| #3 | Lumenex | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zani | 55% | 318 |
| #2 | Exylus | 52% | 82 |
| #3 | Lumenex | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zani | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Exylus | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Lumenex | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zani | 567 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Lumenex | 242 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Exylus | 197 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolf | +1.32 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | Zani | +0.12 | 68 | 45 |
| #3 | Exylus | -0.10 | 90 | 44 |
| #4 | Lumenex | -0.89 | 49 | 65 |





