








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3794 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4183 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3176 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2482 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,136 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KCDQ jr | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Lt armEL | 64% | 44 |
| #3 | Télépéage | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | Vìnz | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Mague RothQueu | 58% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | gecko | 50% | 32 |
| #10 | LaGrosseMIte | 49% | 116 |
| #11 | Lumenex | 48% | 107 |
| #12 | Tirf-S | 43% | 51 |
| #13 | PoluX | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaGrosseMIte | 36 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | gecko | 15 | 0.0221 |
| #3 | Lumenex | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Joueur 1 | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Mague RothQueu | 5 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joueur 1 | 407 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | Lumenex | 340 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | gecko | 243 | 0.36 | 9 min |
| #4 | LaGrosseMIte | 211 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mague RothQueu | 168 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joueur 1 | +3.51 | 89 | 79 |
| #2 | gecko | +2.19 | 81 | 75 |
| #3 | Le J. | +1.26 | 73 | 76 |
| #4 | Vìnz | +0.78 | 49 | 69 |
| #5 | Lt armEL | +0.43 | 70 | 56 |





