








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3721 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3602 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3066 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3644 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $357,797 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freaky goblin | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | fyksenxd | 60% | 52 |
| #3 | tazoc00n | 57% | 143 |
| #4 | Melereint | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | iSyanQaR26 | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muty | 34 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Daus | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | iSyanQaR26 | 9 | 0.0120 |
| #5 | fasthand | 6 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muty | 973 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #2 | tazoc00n | 280 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 196 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | fyksenxd | 193 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Daus | 113 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fyksenxd | +2.43 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | Melereint | +2.11 | 94 | 66 |
| #3 | freaky goblin | +1.98 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | iSyanQaR26 | +1.45 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | wrr | +1.27 | 85 | 63 |





