








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 663 | 21% |
| Smokes | 479 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 970 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 998 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $203,225 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyodi | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | iSyanQaR26 | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | tazoc00n | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | Muty | 46% | 87 |
| #5 | Daus | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Muty | 46% | 87 |
| #5 | Daus | 43% | 40 |
| #6 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 41% | 32 |
| #7 | wrr | 40% | 47 |
| #8 | fasthand | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muty | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Daus | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | wrr | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Tyodi | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muty | 279 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | wrr | 164 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | tazoc00n | 82 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 55 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tyodi | 47 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrr | +2.60 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | Tyodi | +1.71 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | tazoc00n | +1.69 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | iSyanQaR26 | +0.60 | 72 | 54 |
| #5 | Muty | +0.52 | 66 | 68 |





