








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5118 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5059 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5267 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4320 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,145 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyodi | 56% | 73 |
| #2 | tazoc00n | 56% | 243 |
| #3 | fasthand | 52% | 66 |
| #4 | wrr | 49% | 290 |
| #5 | Daus | 49% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daus | 20 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 20 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | wrr | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | fasthand | 13 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | Tyodi | 7 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrr | 785 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | tazoc00n | 439 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 265 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Daus | 210 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tyodi | 207 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyodi | +2.39 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | wrr | +1.63 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | tazoc00n | +1.27 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | iSyanQaR26 | +1.16 | 71 | 54 |
| #5 | Muty | +0.84 | 69 | 68 |





