








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5320 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3113 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3852 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2473 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,222,842 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Fudge | 58% | 201 |
| #7 | Shane ㋛ | 55% | 95 |
| #8 | Kush it to the limit' | 53% | 203 |
| #9 | Perfection | 52% | 65 |
| #10 | Paddo | 52% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fudge | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Kush it to the limit' | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Shane ㋛ | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Perfection | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Paddo | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1tcheD | +2.00 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | at4 | +1.78 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Shane ㋛ | +1.49 | 79 | 77 |
| #4 | Fudge | +0.46 | 57 | 63 |
| #5 | Kush it to the limit' | -0.25 | 61 | 71 |





