








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 235 matches | ||
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 199 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5973 | 20% |
| Smokes | 8964 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8144 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6922 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,433,705 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kush it to the limit' | 26 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | P1tcheD | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | at4 | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Paddo | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Perfection | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | at4 | +2.20 | 74 | 55 |
| #2 | Shane ㋛ | +1.92 | 74 | 75 |
| #3 | P1tcheD | +1.80 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | Fudge | +1.27 | 58 | 63 |
| #5 | Kush it to the limit' | +0.73 | 59 | 71 |





