








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,599 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9020 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6858 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5914 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4807 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,084,411 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | at4 | 68% | 41 |
| #2 | Perfection | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | Fudge | 61% | 147 |
| #4 | Paddo | 59% | 78 |
| #5 | P1tcheD | 55% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | nokje | 53% | 32 |
| #8 | Ikey | 52% | 29 |
| #9 | Kuisis | 50% | 103 |
| #10 | Aurora | 46% | 104 |
| #11 | 1Chance | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kush it to the limit' | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Fudge | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | P1tcheD | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Kuisis | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Aurora | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuisis | 425 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Kush it to the limit' | 422 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | Fudge | 331 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | P1tcheD | 288 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | nokje | 193 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuisis | +2.90 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Shane ㋛ | +1.39 | 75 | 76 |
| #3 | Fudge | +1.20 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | P1tcheD | +1.15 | 81 | 64 |
| #5 | Ikey | +0.56 | 66 | 72 |





