








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 524 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5664 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4965 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4019 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5604 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,592 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rickyisms | 49% | 367 |
| #2 | dannyjf | 47% | 113 |
| #3 | Jiimmy_b | 46% | 196 |
| #4 | Fence | 45% | 279 |
| #5 | Thistle | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rickyisms | 49% | 367 |
| #2 | dannyjf | 47% | 113 |
| #3 | Jiimmy_b | 46% | 196 |
| #4 | Fence | 45% | 279 |
| #5 | Thistle | 42% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fence | 58 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Jiimmy_b | 45 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | Rickyisms | 37 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | dannyjf | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Thistle | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rickyisms | 921 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #2 | Fence | 513 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #3 | Jiimmy_b | 450 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | dannyjf | 284 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Thistle | 146 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superkai64 | +3.16 | 82 | 71 |
| #2 | dannyjf | +0.31 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | Jiimmy_b | +0.21 | 86 | 59 |
| #4 | Fence | -0.94 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | Thistle | -1.14 | 78 | 51 |





