








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6915 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3933 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4540 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3614 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,332,797 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 329 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MZW | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | † Syrn | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | inner cheese | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Bunzi | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | MattyTray | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saiyo | +3.08 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | † Syrn | +1.91 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 | ⠁⠊⠍ | +1.50 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | Bunzi | +1.37 | 74 | 73 |
| #5 | Jona | +1.37 | 61 | 54 |





