








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 2,318 | |
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1174 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1117 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 711 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1097 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $310,224 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Medina | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | AgeLevererar | 90% | 10 |
| #3 | AMELOCO | 80% | 15 |
| #4 | Nevada4K | 78% | 27 |
| #5 | hampi | 77% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 69% | 29 |
| #7 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 61% | 46 |
| #8 | L1ndfors | 57% | 47 |
| #9 | Rifty | 50% | 8 |
| #10 | Silent | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ndfors | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Rifty | 3 | 0.0208 |
| #3 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Nevada4K | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | AgeLevererar | 2 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ndfors | 148 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 112 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 69 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nevada4K | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | hampi | 36 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | torkel | +3.49 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | +3.08 | 90 | 70 |
| #3 | ✪ CHiTO1 | +1.63 | 89 | 75 |
| #4 | Rifty | +1.54 | 94 | 36 |
| #5 | Nevada4K | +1.06 | 76 | 50 |





