








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 385 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4558 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3598 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 810 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 3067 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,483,744 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Combat | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | cal | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | Army | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Shad!X | 51% | 209 |
| #5 | iddqd | 48% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Army | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Shad!X | 51% | 209 |
| #5 | iddqd | 48% | 93 |
| #6 | ♿IamLegend♿ | 48% | 132 |
| #7 | Lunecron | 43% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿IamLegend♿ | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Lunecron | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Shad!X | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | iddqd | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | cal | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shad!X | 488 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | iddqd | 356 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | Lunecron | 138 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Army | 127 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | ♿IamLegend♿ | 103 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lunecron | +2.63 | 71 | 54 |
| #2 | Army | +1.19 | 59 | 60 |
| #3 | Shad!X | +0.44 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | iddqd | +0.40 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | cal | +0.33 | 66 | 64 |





