








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 900 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 558 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9872 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7411 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7135 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4292 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,506,590 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just PooPoo | 60% | 75 |
| #2 | Lunecron | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | F1NCH | 53% | 153 |
| #4 | Shad!X | 50% | 409 |
| #5 | Jumperrino | 48% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | F1NCH | 53% | 153 |
| #4 | Shad!X | 50% | 409 |
| #5 | Jumperrino | 48% | 93 |
| #6 | Combat | 48% | 141 |
| #7 | cal | 47% | 259 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cal | 27 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Shad!X | 22 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | F1NCH | 22 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Combat | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Just PooPoo | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shad!X | 1021 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | cal | 740 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | F1NCH | 517 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #4 | Combat | 307 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Jumperrino | 302 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1NCH | +5.40 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | Just PooPoo | +1.86 | 61 | 49 |
| #3 | Lunecron | +1.71 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | cal | +0.48 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | iddqd | +0.22 | 58 | 67 |





