








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6402 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2938 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2785 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3867 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,204,374 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flux | 82% | 50 |
| #2 | RHY | 73% | 48 |
| #3 | Nick | 69% | 49 |
| #4 | tej | 69% | 215 |
| #5 | nyo | 69% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fflew | 34 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Pat | 23 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | tej | 22 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Vantage | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Deadshot | 10 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fflew | 809 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #2 | Pat | 767 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | tej | 523 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | Vantage | 359 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | Adept | 261 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tej | +3.08 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | Deadshot | +2.43 | 84 | 49 |
| #3 | nyo | +2.21 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | Fflew | +1.92 | 86 | 67 |
| #5 | RHY | +1.70 | 83 | 39 |





