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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6717 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6871 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6328 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7287 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,405,533 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | white | +9.98 | 95 | 50 |
| #2 | ♛𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖 | +6.78 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | KI EZ AZ Nber? | +4.26 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | Øzzyyy666 | +0.05 | 25 | 60 |
| #5 | NoBody | -0.24 | 82 | 64 |





