








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1516 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4236 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 3335 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1757 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,110,907 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justluck8 | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | georgio13 | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | .teil | 6 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Zaibatsu | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justluck8 | 793 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | georgio13 | 681 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | 329 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Zaibatsu | 177 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Atrox | 130 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koschilein ~Ks~ | +3.32 | 52 | 63 |
| #2 | .teil | +1.81 | 44 | 65 |
| #3 | Cr4cky | +1.53 | 40 | 50 |
| #4 | okampka | +1.15 | 56 | 67 |
| #5 | x-pl0it | +0.55 | 40 | 51 |





