








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 809 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 177 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5945 | 18% |
| Smokes | 9628 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 9513 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 8657 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,556,169 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SLVN | 57% | 150 |
| #2 | вŁØω ♥A ★ | 53% | 100 |
| #3 | p!n ^^ | 53% | 330 |
| #4 | Gorras | 49% | 406 |
| #5 | MR. PINK | 49% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | &Delka& | +2.15 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | SLVN | +0.17 | 78 | 70 |
| #3 | p!n ^^ | -0.26 | 36 | 68 |
| #4 | вŁØω ♥A ★ | -0.74 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | MR. PINK | -0.89 | 54 | 67 |





