








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 825 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5855 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7183 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8129 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 8157 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,631,715 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 894 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabyDelk | 56% | 111 |
| #2 | MR. PINK | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | SLVN | 52% | 104 |
| #4 | вŁØω ♥A ★ | 51% | 90 |
| #5 | p!n ^^ | 50% | 327 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MR. PINK | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | SLVN | 52% | 104 |
| #4 | вŁØω ♥A ★ | 51% | 90 |
| #5 | p!n ^^ | 50% | 327 |
| #6 | &Delka& | 49% | 406 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p!n ^^ | 26 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | &Delka& | 17 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | BabyDelk | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | SLVN | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | MR. PINK | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p!n ^^ | 1607 | 0.24 | 38 min |
| #2 | &Delka& | 928 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #3 | SLVN | 315 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | BabyDelk | 242 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | MR. PINK | 215 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabyDelk | +2.80 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | &Delka& | +2.18 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | p!n ^^ | +0.44 | 38 | 70 |
| #4 | вŁØω ♥A ★ | -0.02 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | Gorras | -0.41 | 46 | 57 |





