








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 399 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9813 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8401 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6370 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6811 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $926,219 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Zailito | 49% | 47 |
| #12 | JinSoo | 49% | 47 |
| #13 | Ickelmoc | 49% | 295 |
| #14 | Crazy Brazy | 45% | 42 |
| #15 | Aschoff | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ringo | 574 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Ickelmoc | 416 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Yhite | 257 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | AWPhoenix | 206 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | Endac | 198 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noizz | +2.77 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | Crazy Brazy | +2.15 | 63 | 73 |
| #3 | AWPhoenix | +1.14 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | ringo | +0.67 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | Cookie | +0.64 | 64 | 58 |





