








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 947 | 25% |
| Smokes | 995 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1130 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 769 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $274,269 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k3yto. | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Squeezy | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | FliXi™ | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | moehk | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | florian | 46% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Youkker | 38% | 8 |
| #11 | Pip | 37% | 19 |
| #12 | PyroCock | 33% | 6 |
| #13 | Nickson | 33% | 6 |
| #14 | lilfrogwithwings | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | florian | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | k3yto. | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ✪ 李大為 | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | FliXi™ | 1 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | PyroCock | 1 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squeezy | 158 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | k3yto. | 77 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | florian | 62 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pip | 54 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | moehk | 52 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squeezy | +1.55 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | Spina | +1.52 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪ 李大為 | +1.12 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | k3yto. | +0.83 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | moehk | +0.60 | 64 | 72 |





