








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 570 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4563 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5081 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5303 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4008 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,324,851 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimy | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | hax 87 | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | bnY! ツ | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Sve[N] | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ![]() X[Q] | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimy | 567 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #2 | bnY! ツ | 457 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Sve[N] | 282 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Skylar | 234 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | Fieser Fettsack | 212 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sve[N] | +4.10 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Skylar | +2.96 | 90 | 64 |
| #3 | ![]() X[Q] | +2.54 | 87 | 62 |
| #4 | Younique | +2.48 | 87 | 49 |
| #5 | hbsn | +2.21 | 72 | 64 |





