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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,902 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3782 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3819 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2272 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3029 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,024 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snek-9 | 5 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | hbsn | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | hax 87 | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | xXFabsterXx | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | bnY! ツ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hbsn | 137 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | snek-9 | 135 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #3 | bnY! ツ | 121 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Schattenklinge | 76 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | xXFabsterXx | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |

| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() X[Q] | +4.25 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | hbsn | +0.29 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | xXFabsterXx | -0.24 | 36 | 50 |
| #4 | Big Benis | -0.40 | 77 | 31 |
| #5 | snek-9 | -0.74 | 32 | 74 |







