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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 993 | 30% |
| Smokes | 805 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 867 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 673 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $531,109 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Su Mucheng | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | LittUp | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | ︻芫 -🚽 ✂ ⋃ Herden⭕⃤☜☯☞ | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | PrayForUkraine | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | LittUp | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | ︻芫 -🚽 ✂ ⋃ Herden⭕⃤☜☯☞ | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | PrayForUkraine | 53% | 15 |
| #6 | Mr. Rainhold | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LittUp | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | PrayForUkraine | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | 74 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | LittUp | 50 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | PrayForUkraine | 19 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mr. Rainhold | 14 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Su Mucheng | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ︻芫 -🚽 ✂ ⋃ Herden⭕⃤☜☯☞ | +2.71 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | LittUp | +2.22 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | EvenR | +2.02 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | +1.10 | 58 | 80 |
| #5 | PrayForUkraine | -0.47 | 71 | 65 |





