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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3054 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5513 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3407 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3213 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2327 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $838,948 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 470 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scruff | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | EvenR | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | h0lm | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | ︻芫 -🚽 ✂ ⋃ Herden⭕⃤☜☯☞ | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | LittUp | 52% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | LittUp | 52% | 222 |
| #6 | Su Mucheng | 51% | 185 |
| #7 | Annie | 50% | 16 |
| #8 | IOExceptional | 50% | 24 |
| #9 | JamTheMan | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LittUp | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Su Mucheng | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | JamTheMan | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | IOExceptional | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Scruff | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LittUp | 599 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | Su Mucheng | 216 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | IOExceptional | 139 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #4 | ︻芫 -🚽 ✂ ⋃ Herden⭕⃤☜☯☞ | 96 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | JamTheMan | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ︻芫 -🚽 ✂ ⋃ Herden⭕⃤☜☯☞ | +2.65 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | LittUp | +2.05 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | +1.21 | 65 | 82 |
| #4 | Scruff | +1.08 | 64 | 48 |
| #5 | IOExceptional | -0.41 | 67 | 67 |





