








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2504 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2751 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2407 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1368 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,211,123 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Cardan | 55% | 31 |
| #13 | LittUp | 53% | 49 |
| #14 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | 53% | 57 |
| #15 | JanniS | 50% | 16 |
| #16 | Su Mucheng | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cardan | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | vilderen^ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Wild-Jam | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | LittUp | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wild-Jam | 312 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | 3k2 // Leetify.com | 236 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | PEST | 221 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | save | 155 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | LittUp | 134 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ︻芫 -🚽 ✂ ⋃ Herden⭕⃤☜☯☞ | +4.40 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | LittUp | +1.31 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | PEST | +1.16 | 84 | 66 |
| #4 | Kaws | +1.13 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | vilderen^ | +0.65 | 81 | 54 |





