








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4684 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4768 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2298 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2848 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,462 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little John | 71% | 133 |
| #2 | Buff Jesus | 71% | 41 |
| #3 | FARFARN | 70% | 156 |
| #4 | Mongofrog | 68% | 99 |
| #5 | Fnaske | 63% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fnaske | 700 | 0.32 | 12 min |
| #2 | Little John | 440 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | FARFARN | 408 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | Mongofrog | 255 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Allram | 174 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanvetaren | +4.92 | 86 | 73 |
| #2 | Little John | +2.69 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | FARFARN | +1.31 | 59 | 65 |
| #4 | Marco | +0.93 | 40 | 52 |
| #5 | Buff Jesus | -0.03 | 48 | 67 |





