








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2990 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3872 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3068 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2240 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1989 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $873,935 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allram | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | vanvetaren | 71% | 133 |
| #3 | Fnaske | 66% | 97 |
| #4 | Buff Jesus | 64% | 28 |
| #5 | FARFARN | 63% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FARFARN | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Fnaske | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | vanvetaren | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Buff Jesus | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Mongofrog | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanvetaren | +3.81 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | Little John | +2.46 | 81 | 73 |
| #3 | FARFARN | +1.26 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | Doppe | +1.00 | 75 | 46 |
| #5 | Sniper Man | +0.44 | 52 | 66 |





