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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1846 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3061 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4715 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2804 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,969,407 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoogaSugga | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | munch | 48% | 116 |
| #3 | Goobert | 48% | 42 |
| #4 | Scots_men | 42% | 76 |
| #5 | etalS | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munch | +1.83 | 97 | 13 |
| #2 | Mundleballs | +1.01 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | etalS | +0.34 | 59 | 46 |
| #4 | Apoyyo | -0.21 | 70 | 50 |
| #5 | BoogaSugga | -0.61 | 39 | 49 |





