








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1719 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1496 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1510 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1396 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $101,092 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOE | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | .ultra unhappy | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | マーロン MVRL0 | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | SystemShock | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | Zitro | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | ๖ۣۜℜaiτ.#✨ | 25% | 12 |
| #13 | Fungy | 25% | 12 |
| #14 | Nano 7G | 25% | 20 |
| #15 | PhO.onix | 25% | 44 |
| #16 | Jiiko | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | +7.08 | 98 | 59 |
| #2 | マーロン MVRL0 | +3.27 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | PiXELonPC | +3.05 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Zitro | +1.27 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | .ultra unhappy | +1.19 | 60 | 56 |





