








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2396 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2664 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3286 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1702 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,621,576 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 524 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ckkk | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | ✪ Pothead-iwnl- | 60% | 109 |
| #3 | NiNjA-_- | 57% | 148 |
| #4 | Pendrogami | 54% | 218 |
| #5 | K4 | 54% | 280 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | K4 | 54% | 280 |
| #6 | Dropex | 52% | 25 |
| #7 | KriZ | 51% | 106 |
| #8 | Billo Beutlin | 50% | 104 |
| #9 | ed3n | 45% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pendrogami | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | K4 | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | KriZ | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ✪ Pothead-iwnl- | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Billo Beutlin | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pendrogami | 740 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | K4 | 675 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #3 | ed3n | 567 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #4 | NiNjA-_- | 348 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | Billo Beutlin | 258 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KriZ | +2.32 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | .Mjölnir@@¯\ (ツ) /¯ | +1.21 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | NiNjA-_- | +1.16 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | K4 | +0.22 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | Pendrogami | -0.28 | 59 | 62 |





