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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1237 | 47% |
| Smokes | 613 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 283 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 509 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,131,103 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mister Thicc | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Faultier 361 | 59% | 95 |
| #3 | PLK | 52% | 48 |
| #4 | penguin 💙💜💚💛🧡❤ | 48% | 106 |
| #5 | daryanistcool | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | PLK | 52% | 48 |
| #4 | penguin 💙💜💚💛🧡❤ | 48% | 106 |
| #5 | daryanistcool | 44% | 45 |
| #6 | osuun | 39% | 41 |
| #7 | Racoon | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | penguin 💙💜💚💛🧡❤ | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Mister Thicc | 6 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | daryanistcool | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | osuun | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | PLK | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | penguin 💙💜💚💛🧡❤ | 604 | 0.32 | 17 min |
| #2 | Faultier 361 | 183 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mister Thicc | 100 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | osuun | 89 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | PLK | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | penguin 💙💜💚💛🧡❤ | +5.40 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | Mister Thicc | +5.32 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | Faultier 361 | +2.81 | 83 | 35 |
| #4 | PLK | +0.15 | 52 | 33 |
| #5 | osuun | -0.31 | 70 | 31 |





