








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 117 | 18% |
| Smokes | 189 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 160 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 180 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $113,870 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beans | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Dued | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | o_G | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Not Nathan776.5 | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | Yummy T | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Yummy T | 53% | 36 |
| #6 | Sweetu | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | mirthe | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | Liiquiid | 33% | 3 |
| #9 | B I G M A N R O Y 1 | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yummy T | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Dued | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Not Nathan776.5 | 1 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Sweetu | 1 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | B I G M A N R O Y 1 | 1 | 0.0196 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yummy T | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Dued | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Beans | 27 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | o_G | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Sweetu | 11 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sweetu | +3.94 | 60 | 76 |
| #2 | Yummy T | +3.24 | 84 | 48 |
| #3 | Aronith | +0.92 | 82 | 36 |
| #4 | Beans | +0.60 | 53 | 53 |
| #5 | Dued | +0.35 | 66 | 60 |





