








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 914 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7717 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5781 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4482 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4144 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,139,344 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yummy T | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | Demrey | 52% | 401 |
| #3 | 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐳𝐢 | 51% | 222 |
| #4 | ✪OG Kush | 51% | 278 |
| #5 | hessu69 | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Demrey | 52% | 401 |
| #3 | 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐳𝐢 | 51% | 222 |
| #4 | ✪OG Kush | 51% | 278 |
| #5 | hessu69 | 43% | 30 |
| #6 | FilosoFi 2.0 | 42% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demrey | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | ✪OG Kush | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐳𝐢 | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Yummy T | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪OG Kush | 1134 | 0.19 | 32 min |
| #2 | Demrey | 933 | 0.11 | 33 min |
| #3 | 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐳𝐢 | 606 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #4 | hessu69 | 62 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | FilosoFi 2.0 | 59 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sweetu | +2.45 | 64 | 79 |
| #2 | Yummy T | +2.31 | 82 | 41 |
| #3 | Demrey | +0.84 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | FilosoFi 2.0 | -0.10 | 75 | 49 |
| #5 | ✪OG Kush | -1.03 | 48 | 68 |





