








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 988 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1971 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2216 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1711 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,837 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yummy T | 64% | 173 |
| #2 | Beans | 64% | 75 |
| #3 | Dued | 62% | 204 |
| #4 | Not Nathan776.5 | 62% | 123 |
| #5 | Aronith | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Beans | 64% | 75 |
| #3 | Dued | 62% | 204 |
| #4 | Not Nathan776.5 | 62% | 123 |
| #5 | Aronith | 59% | 22 |
| #6 | Liiquiid | 57% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dued | 27 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Yummy T | 24 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Not Nathan776.5 | 18 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Liiquiid | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Beans | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dued | 376 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Yummy T | 232 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Beans | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Liiquiid | 36 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Aronith | 29 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yummy T | +3.87 | 86 | 46 |
| #2 | Beans | +2.55 | 61 | 49 |
| #3 | Dued | +1.31 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | Aronith | +1.18 | 83 | 31 |
| #5 | Liiquiid | -1.50 | 46 | 35 |





