








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3025 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2885 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2470 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3051 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,428,025 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 678 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lumiLAPIO | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Eli | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | teppo | 58% | 175 |
| #4 | vilhardy | 57% | 102 |
| #5 | Halinalle | 56% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | tuutti | 49% | 59 |
| #15 | testoma$a | 48% | 31 |
| #16 | mKa | 48% | 21 |
| #17 | sainiO👴 | 44% | 41 |
| #18 | FittuTeme | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fropeli | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | tuutti | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | teppo | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | vilhardy | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Wesku | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilhardy | 561 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | teppo | 516 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | flc/t/ | 398 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Wesku | 341 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | ANSSi | 338 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilhardy | +1.57 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | teppo | +1.24 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | tuutti | +1.21 | 82 | 72 |
| #4 | Eli | +1.09 | 64 | 77 |
| #5 | CBッ | +0.31 | 76 | 62 |





