








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,487 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1446 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1682 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1705 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1654 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $406,392 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flc/t/ | 60% | 62 |
| #2 | Eli | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | vilhardy | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | CBッ | 55% | 84 |
| #5 | ANSSi | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | FЯAG | 45% | 11 |
| #11 | Piisami | 44% | 9 |
| #12 | aleksi4SHO | 44% | 16 |
| #13 | sainiO👴 | 42% | 12 |
| #14 | testoma$a | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teppo | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | aleksi4SHO | 2 | 0.0189 |
| #3 | ANSSi | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | vilhardy | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | tuutti | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CBッ | 120 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | ANSSi | 87 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | vilhardy | 82 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Wesku | 65 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #5 | flc/t/ | 57 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aleksi4SHO | +4.47 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | vilhardy | +2.19 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | tuutti | +1.78 | 88 | 76 |
| #4 | ANSSi | +0.78 | 81 | 71 |
| #5 | fropeli | +0.61 | 78 | 67 |





