








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3401 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3232 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2347 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2813 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $972,745 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henxu | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Mellu Nolan | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | lumiLAPIO | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | ANSSi | 62% | 47 |
| #5 | petermans1 >:-D | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puukankku | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | teppo | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | CBッ | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | DvL | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | tuutti | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teppo | 408 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | tuutti | 261 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | CBッ | 258 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | sainiO👴 | 239 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Puukankku | 176 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henxu | +5.27 | 93 | 71 |
| #2 | petermans1 >:-D | +2.09 | 65 | 69 |
| #3 | kurkuma | +1.80 | 90 | 64 |
| #4 | tuutti | +1.67 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | quisma | +1.59 | 86 | 76 |





