








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 701 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,962 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4166 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4453 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3616 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2727 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,672,202 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilhardy | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | fropeli | 60% | 62 |
| #3 | Eli | 60% | 119 |
| #4 | EEMiMBA | 59% | 29 |
| #5 | FЯAG | 58% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | Gheton kultapoju | 44% | 71 |
| #19 | BOT Cabe | 40% | 121 |
| #20 | sainiO👴 | 38% | 26 |
| #21 | tuutti | 35% | 54 |
| #22 | Herkko | 33% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mKa | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | BOT Cabe | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | teppo | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | fropeli | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | EEMiMBA | 4 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eli | 586 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | CBッ | 512 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | FЯAG | 479 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | BOT Cabe | 470 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #5 | vilhardy | 279 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilhardy | +2.51 | 79 | 73 |
| #2 | babr | +1.95 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | teppo | +1.77 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | EEMiMBA | +1.32 | 79 | 82 |
| #5 | Eli | +1.26 | 64 | 82 |





