








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9699 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5062 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 8317 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5667 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,541,145 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddiks | 66% | 152 |
| #2 | kAoTeK_IX | 63% | 277 |
| #3 | mitsu | 61% | 46 |
| #4 | ♥ | 58% | 170 |
| #5 | Chris | 57% | 283 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mitsu | 61% | 46 |
| #4 | ♥ | 58% | 170 |
| #5 | Chris | 57% | 283 |
| #6 | bigohi | 55% | 53 |
| #7 | fish | 50% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chris | 32 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | kAoTeK_IX | 18 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ♥ | 17 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | daddiks | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | fish | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kAoTeK_IX | 467 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | ♥ | 348 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Chris | 292 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | fish | 180 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | mitsu | 118 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddiks | +3.11 | 93 | 54 |
| #2 | meetsu | +2.53 | 67 | 79 |
| #3 | ♥ | +2.29 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | kAoTeK_IX | +1.22 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | mitsu | -1.20 | 61 | 58 |





