








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1122 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2414 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3346 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3619 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,640 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | kaks | 63% | 40 |
| #8 | kAoTeK9 | 62% | 159 |
| #9 | Ruka ♡ クリス | 60% | 82 |
| #10 | 💜♥ | 56% | 27 |
| #11 | Sayuka | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruka ♡ クリス | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | kAoTeK9 | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | meetsu | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | The end of our story | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | 💜♥ | 4 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meetsu | 497 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | kAoTeK9 | 328 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ruka ♡ クリス | 177 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jo | 112 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | The end of our story | 77 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddiks | +3.58 | 90 | 48 |
| #2 | Ruka ♡ クリス | +3.03 | 92 | 55 |
| #3 | 💜♥ | +1.14 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | meetsu | +0.14 | 55 | 81 |
| #5 | Jo | -0.01 | 57 | 84 |





