








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 574 | 16% |
| Smokes | 587 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1321 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1085 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,033,750 of utility $310 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitsu | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | ♥ | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | MelonCube | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | nunoo | 69% | 16 |
| #5 | piz | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanaaaa | 6 | 0.0214 |
| #2 | fish | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Chris | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Tim | 4 | 0.0145 |
| #5 | MelonCube | 4 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meetsu | 99 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Chris | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | mitsu | 84 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | fish | 61 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | nunoo | 43 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piz | +8.85 | 87 | 75 |
| #2 | nunoo | +8.46 | 77 | 76 |
| #3 | meetsu | +4.05 | 68 | 82 |
| #4 | MelonCube | +4.02 | 88 | 43 |
| #5 | ♥ | +2.04 | 58 | 66 |





