








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1871 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1256 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1649 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2013 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $886,866 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | nunoo | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | meetsu | 50% | 90 |
| #4 | mitsu | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | ZyKlass | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | mitsu | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | ZyKlass | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | Chris | 46% | 52 |
| #7 | Tim | 46% | 46 |
| #8 | bigohi | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tim | 9 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | nunoo | 7 | 0.0170 |
| #3 | meetsu | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Chris | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | ♥ | 5 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meetsu | 279 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | ♥ | 79 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | mitsu | 67 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | nunoo | 66 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Chris | 62 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meetsu | +3.62 | 69 | 81 |
| #2 | nunoo | +2.54 | 66 | 74 |
| #3 | ♥ | +2.49 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | mitsu | +0.63 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | fish | -0.56 | 64 | 45 |





