








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 435 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 221 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4237 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5323 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7501 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4173 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,330,556 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Chris | 63% | 52 |
| #3 | meetsu | 63% | 277 |
| #4 | daddiks | 62% | 159 |
| #5 | RUKA | 58% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUKA | 15 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | meetsu | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | daddiks | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Chris | 5 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | ♥ | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meetsu | 699 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #2 | RUKA | 277 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | ♥ | 77 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | daddiks | 75 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | parkeur | 69 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUKA | +3.86 | 95 | 62 |
| #2 | daddiks | +3.13 | 93 | 56 |
| #3 | meetsu | +1.93 | 69 | 79 |
| #4 | ♥ | +1.92 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | kAoTeK_IX | +0.77 | 69 | 61 |





