








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,731 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1170 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1147 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1356 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 892 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,008 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Top G | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Conny | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | abeno☯ | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | DALA♞ | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | Stiin | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Stiin | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | Wolfart | 50% | 20 |
| #7 | Snoken | 50% | 40 |
| #8 | Fjudde | 50% | 46 |
| #9 | sKy | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfart | 5 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | Conny | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fjudde | 93 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Wolfart | 82 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Stiin | 58 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Snoken | 54 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | abeno☯ | 40 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Top G | +2.78 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | DALA♞ | +2.17 | 54 | 75 |
| #3 | Fjudde | +1.39 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | klippan | +1.24 | 52 | 70 |
| #5 | Wolfart | +1.14 | 56 | 77 |





