








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 495 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 235 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6640 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5985 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6737 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6092 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,191,808 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SHALALALALAMSM | 49% | 82 |
| #6 | Alloway | 49% | 142 |
| #7 | kRICHUM | 46% | 65 |
| #8 | kald | 45% | 58 |
| #9 | Kefren | 43% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AIGLGROOT'S | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | kRICHUM | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | XuNu | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Joe <3 | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Alloway | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AIGLGROOT'S | +2.06 | 73 | 58 |
| #2 | Alloway | +1.99 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | SHALALALALAMSM | +1.89 | 48 | 88 |
| #4 | Kuurly | +1.25 | 62 | 69 |
| #5 | Joe <3 | +0.10 | 69 | 62 |





