








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7348 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6669 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7448 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4872 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,268,153 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kefren | 50% | 138 |
| #8 | kald | 49% | 230 |
| #9 | Machine'So | 48% | 141 |
| #10 | Kuurly | 46% | 65 |
| #11 | Luffy | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHALALALALAMSM | 1454 | 0.31 | 46 min |
| #2 | Alloway | 918 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #3 | Machine'So | 369 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Kefren | 339 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | XuNu | 250 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHALALALALAMSM | +2.72 | 49 | 87 |
| #2 | Alloway | +2.49 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | XuNu | +1.54 | 72 | 79 |
| #4 | Kuurly | +1.40 | 55 | 72 |
| #5 | Neyo #TeamEcoG | +1.24 | 86 | 66 |





