








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 919 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11392 | 39% |
| Smokes | 8142 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6987 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2982 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $852,456 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neyo #TeamEcoG | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | ✪ n@no ツ | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | kRICHUM | 54% | 223 |
| #4 | Alloway | 54% | 250 |
| #5 | kald | 50% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Machine'So | 50% | 164 |
| #7 | GokPi π | 49% | 71 |
| #8 | Kuurly | 49% | 82 |
| #9 | XuNu | 47% | 161 |
| #10 | Kefren | 46% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alloway | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | kRICHUM | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | GokPi π | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | kald | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | XuNu | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alloway | 895 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | XuNu | 582 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | kRICHUM | 532 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #4 | Machine'So | 466 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | Kefren | 300 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHALALALALAMSM | +2.28 | 49 | 87 |
| #2 | Alloway | +1.84 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | XuNu | +1.01 | 73 | 78 |
| #4 | Neyo #TeamEcoG | +0.92 | 85 | 68 |
| #5 | ✪ n@no ツ | +0.62 | 64 | 70 |





