








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1883 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1974 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1739 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1614 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,484 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chakas | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Go.0 ♕ | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | AdRylylylyly/* | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | Tisto | 59% | 74 |
| #5 | Baremo | 54% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | PIZZATO | 48% | 40 |
| #8 | clo | 36% | 14 |
| #9 | SakiiR | 30% | 10 |
| #10 | T k Z | 29% | 17 |
| #11 | r1se ♛ | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PIZZATO | 7 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Tisto | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | SakiiR | 5 | 0.0307 |
| #4 | Baremo | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | chakas | 3 | 0.0134 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tisto | 399 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | 「フェアレディZ」 | 230 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Baremo | 229 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | PIZZATO | 83 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | clo | 64 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chakas | +4.38 | 80 | 74 |
| #2 | SakiiR | +3.77 | 76 | 44 |
| #3 | Tisto | +1.93 | 67 | 77 |
| #4 | AdRylylylyly/* | +1.17 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | 「フェアレディZ」 | +0.88 | 82 | 68 |





