








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3975 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3313 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3304 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1351 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,127,192 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisD | 71% | 34 |
| #2 | T k Z | 55% | 242 |
| #3 | r1se ♛ | 52% | 265 |
| #4 | 「フェアレディZ」 | 51% | 402 |
| #5 | -m0t | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | r1se ♛ | 52% | 265 |
| #4 | 「フェアレディZ」 | 51% | 402 |
| #5 | -m0t | 48% | 40 |
| #6 | Babien Farthez | 45% | 42 |
| #7 | Bababoy | 45% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「フェアレディZ」 | 22 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | r1se ♛ | 21 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | T k Z | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Bababoy | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | -m0t | 7 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1se ♛ | 1382 | 0.26 | 40 min |
| #2 | 「フェアレディZ」 | 1284 | 0.16 | 33 min |
| #3 | T k Z | 731 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #4 | Babien Farthez | 214 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | -m0t | 123 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PIZZATO | +2.71 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | r1se ♛ | +1.33 | 72 | 79 |
| #3 | ChrisD | +0.97 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | T k Z | +0.47 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | 「フェアレディZ」 | +0.07 | 79 | 68 |





